Party in the CIA - Weird Al Yankovic

Party in the CIA LRC歌词

[00:10.12]I moved out to Langley recently

[00:12.12]With a plain and simple dream

[00:14.99]Wanna infiltrate some Third World place

[00:17.24]And topple their regime

[00:19.87]Those men in black with their matching suitcases

[00:22.62]Where everything's on a need-to-know basis

[00:25.31]Agents got that swagger

[00:27.49]Everyone's so cloak and dagger

[00:30.43]I'm feeling nervous, but I'm really kind of wishin'

[00:32.80]For an undercover mission

[00:34.68]That's when the red alert came on the radio

[00:37.12]And I put my earpiece on

[00:39.74]Got my dark sunglasses on

[00:42.18]And I had my weapon drawn

[00:44.37]So I get my handcuffs, my cyanide pills

[00:47.43]My classified dossier

[00:49.93]Tappin' the phones like, yeah

[00:52.56]Shreddin' the files like, yeah

[00:54.74]I memorized all the enemy spies

[00:57.24]I gotta neutralize today

[00:59.93]Yeah, it's a party in the CIA

[01:05.12]Yeah, it's a party in the CIA

[01:10.50]I've done a couple of crazy things

[01:12.18]That have almost gotten me dismissed

[01:14.87]Like terminate some head of state

[01:17.18]Who wasn't even on my list

[01:20.25]Burn that microfilm, buddy, will you?

[01:22.68]I'd tell you why, but then I'd have to kill you

[01:25.31]You need a quickie confession?

[01:27.56]We'll start a waterboarding session

[01:30.18]No hurry on this South American dictator

[01:32.81]I'll assassinate him later

[01:34.68]That's when he walked right in my laser sights

[01:37.12]And my silencer was on

[01:39.62]And my silencer was on

[01:42.18]And another target's gone

[01:44.31]Yeah, we got our black ops all over the world

[01:47.25]From Kazakhstan to Bombay

[01:50.06]Payin' the bribes like, yeah

[01:52.81]Pluggin' the leaks like, yeah

[01:54.75]Interrogating the scum of the Earth

[01:57.44]We'll break 'em by the break of day

[01:60.00]Yeah, it's a party in the CIA

[02:05.00]Yeah, it's a party in the CIA

[02:10.87]Need a country destabilized?

[02:15.62]Look no further, we're your guys

[02:20.56]We've got snazzy suits and ties

[02:24.87]And a better dental plan than the FBI's

[02:29.44]Better put your hands up and get in the van

[02:32.25]Or else you'll get blown away

[02:35.00]Stagin' a coup like, yeah

[02:37.50]Brainwashin' moles like, yeah

[02:39.69]We only torture the folks we don't like

[02:42.31]You're probably gonna be okay

[02:45.06]Yeah, it's a party in the CIA

[02:50.13]Yeah, it's a party in the CIA